Artie Snowbat was a punk singer from Brighton who had to go on tour with a Norwegian Black Metal band to feed his addiction to imported and strange chocolates. When he came to in a strange hotel room in a country he was not aware he was going to be visiting and realized that he had been eating pickled herring, he knew he needed to get help. He stepped down using the wildly successful Cadbury method and was saved, spiritually by Robert Smith and Siouxsie Sioux. Today he travels the globe spreading the word of his Post-Punk saviors with The Fantasy Island Haircutters and knitting winter hats for local badgers. – new bio *note from manager: Ok, he somehow sent out coded messages to the fans that translated to “throw Swiss dark onstage, please”. We may need to do something, again.
Artie
Hi there! I’m a bike messenger by day, aspiring actor by night, and this is my website. I live in Los Angeles, have a great dog named Jack, and I like piña coladas. (And gettin’ caught in the rain.)
…or something like this:
The XYZ Doohickey Company was founded in 1971, and has been providing quality doohickeys to the public ever since. Located in Gotham City, XYZ employs over 2,000 people and does all kinds of awesome things for the Gotham community.